Because this almost made me snarf!! Pee first, then read.
I was very sad recently when google stopped tracking search terms like they used to because I always loved seeing the utterly fucked-up things people were searching for that led them to this page. Then last week I switched my blog over to WordPress and found out that they track and report my search terms. And there was great joy in the land! From me. Because I found the rum Victor hid. And also because I love looking at search terms. I only have about 7 days worth of searches, but already it’s already gloriously confusing and I thought I’d share with you. Because I’m generous. And because you scare me.
Strangest things people searched for this week that led them to Thebloggess.com:
“missing snake” (Well, that’s disconcerting on several levels.)
“why is my left buttcheek bigger than than the rights buttcheek?” (Huh.)
“why are people holding twine” (More…
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